Armed for an A
In the news is the “ Campus gun bill before committee.”
There is nothing more important in the world for a student to get an A in their class. An armed student is in a much better position to negotiate with the teacher to get an A in class than an unarmed student.
A student has to do whatever they have to do to get that A in class.
Alaska needs their students to get as many A’s as possible and if that means arming students to get an A, well so be it.
— John Suter